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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Epic Fail



Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Garabge Milk Massive Attack

Talk about sex. This song is perfect lyrics, perfect music. If your looking for a sex song use Massive attack milk.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Booty Call APP


Name: ___________________

Age: ____________________

Phone: (____) ____________

Occupation: ____________________

Height______


Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________

Sexual Orientation: __________

How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer)
Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__


How long can u last? (check appropriate answer)
1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___

Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___

What could you do for me that no one else could?:



Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box)
One on one__ Doubles__ Group___

While having sex, what do u do? (check all appropriate answers)

Faint__
Cry__
Moan__
Wiggle__
Twist__
Jerk about__
Pant__
Sweat___
Scream__
Hum__
Whistle__
Just lie there__
Go to sleep__
Watch tv__
Read__
Think of someone else___
Ball play___

List three positions u like:
1.
2.
3.

What is ur preferred pace? (check appropriate answer)
Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___

Do you like rough sex?
No__ Sometimes__ Always__

Do you like to talk dirty?
No__ Sometimes__ Always__

When is the best time to reach u? (check appropriate answer)
Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite___

How late can u stay out? (check appropriate answer)
11-12am__ 1-2am__ all nite___

Any talent or skills(Y/N) if so, list:

Most interesting place you've done it:


What would you do to me if we were stuck alone together in an elevator for an hour?:

What is your telephone number?:

And last but not least when can i call you??